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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Nov 16, 2005 21:01:23 GMT -5
Alcaeus will be the one telling the story, and this was assigned to me as a sacred duty by thetalkinggrunt! GO ALCAEUS GO!
edit: btw this actually fits here due to the "bloody mess" lol
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Post by thetalkinggrunt on Nov 17, 2005 9:49:32 GMT -5
Hooray for this story!! It is freakin' awesome!
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Post by Kenoku on Nov 17, 2005 17:09:30 GMT -5
*waits patiently for the story*
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Nov 17, 2005 19:13:10 GMT -5
zomg! alcaeus won't pull through! should i just post it?
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Post by thetalkinggrunt on Nov 17, 2005 21:03:40 GMT -5
Go for it, as the sacred person who brought it forth into the forums' knowledge I COMMAND IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by tsuran on Nov 17, 2005 21:34:06 GMT -5
what story is this?
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Post by thetalkinggrunt on Nov 17, 2005 21:35:45 GMT -5
A story about a cop, a rodkill dog, and a .357 Magnum round thats the jist, but it is uber awesome!
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Post by Phayun-C on Nov 17, 2005 23:49:32 GMT -5
Gargh! I have not the time today! But I shall post said story tomorrow, to the best of my ability.
ph34r not, Phayun-C
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Post by thetalkinggrunt on Nov 18, 2005 14:40:35 GMT -5
Hooray!!
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Post by Kenoku on Nov 18, 2005 19:29:12 GMT -5
*still waiting*
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Post by thetalkinggrunt on Nov 18, 2005 21:48:27 GMT -5
THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE STILL WAITING!!!!!!
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Post by Kenoku on Nov 19, 2005 8:02:50 GMT -5
*still waiting, but ignoring what thetalkinggrunt just said*
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Nov 20, 2005 1:54:40 GMT -5
FINE ILL TELL THE STORY!!!
There is a cop in New York who is a bear of a man, but has the voice of Elmer Fudd. Anyway! He and his partner get a call from this distraught little old lady whose little rat dog just got half-run over on the street and the back half is roadpizza and the front half is still gurgling. Luckily, the cop, seeing that he has to put the poor pooch out of its misery, decides to use his "Little Doggy Bullets." So, he has Little and Big doggy bullets, three guns, and two knives. Two of the guns are .357 Magnums. He decides to use the smallest gun (It's perfect for this kind of thing) on the little dog but accidently loads it with a magnum round! He fires at the dog, the muzzle blast catches the poor pup aflame and the bullet not only blows a hole in the street, but blows the dog across the street too! So the man walks up to the little old lady and says "Good thing i used Widdaw Doggie Buwwets" and goes to sit in his car and makes his partner clean up...
LOL!
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Post by Kenoku on Nov 20, 2005 20:17:56 GMT -5
Umm...haha?
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Nov 20, 2005 21:00:07 GMT -5
yes kenoku... haha... i laughed... but that just shows the kind of person i am lol
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