nordicsumo
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Post by nordicsumo on Feb 18, 2007 1:25:08 GMT -5
OK, first the brianstorm
1. some amazing plant not allowed to be produced by an evil dictator
2. there was no hunger until people made such a big fuss about world hunger (caused by one man purposly starving himself to death)
3. snot is edible and nutritious (a secret shared and known by children, but after reaching age 7 it is cleared from your memory... for good)
4. Rabbits were once as lage as horses and reproduced at the same rate as now, but scientists bred them down to their current size in order to have a quickly reproducing test animal.
Everybody join in, let's see how far we can take this!!!
In any case I feel the book should start with
Note to the reader: In spite of the truth of these veiws, they belong to the authors and probably will never be held in high reguard by the majority due to the brainwashing of the nations. Only you who read this objectively will be able to try to turn back the evils that men have done. Read on, brave soul.
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Kenoku
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Post by Kenoku on Feb 18, 2007 11:14:42 GMT -5
I say we just shot anyone who is hungry over a time of one day..then eventually there will be no people to complain about hunger.
Meet the Food Hitler. Rofl
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nordicsumo
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Post by nordicsumo on Feb 18, 2007 14:14:00 GMT -5
anyone serious?
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Kenoku
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Post by Kenoku on Feb 18, 2007 20:36:28 GMT -5
Well im the only one who posted so...it looks like no LOL Im just joking. Ill think of something.
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Post by Phayun-C on Feb 19, 2007 1:46:12 GMT -5
Rubber cars.
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nordicsumo
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Post by nordicsumo on Feb 19, 2007 3:08:30 GMT -5
Not quite sure how that relates. Any thoughts on my ideas
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Feb 20, 2007 11:39:52 GMT -5
5. People are hungry because they like food, so if they stop eating food, they won't be hungry anymore!
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nordicsumo
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Post by nordicsumo on Feb 20, 2007 18:30:17 GMT -5
As delightful as it would be to end world hunger in such a way, it would also end humanity. However as time goes on the idea becomes more and more attractive...
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Post by Phayun-C on Feb 20, 2007 20:57:11 GMT -5
6. Listening to boy bands incites vomiting, and it's clear that you can't eat while vomiting. Problem solved.
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Post by nordicsumo on Feb 21, 2007 16:46:55 GMT -5
All the answers have morbid end, I'm not sure that would spawn much controversy
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Post by nordicsumo on Feb 21, 2007 16:48:18 GMT -5
my current favorites are 3 and 4
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Feb 22, 2007 12:08:30 GMT -5
But 4 didn't show how it could solve world hunger, only that it is a probable cause.
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Post by nordicsumo on Feb 22, 2007 16:27:20 GMT -5
Well, if they could breed them small, surely they could make them big again
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Post by Phayun-C on Feb 22, 2007 20:09:29 GMT -5
Maybe they should breed people smaller, instead?
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Post by nordicsumo on Feb 23, 2007 0:49:26 GMT -5
true, but gluttony would still exist
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