Rubber Cars

[Phayun-C]

Dude... why don't they make rubber cars?

It'd be like perfect! Cost production would go down, since rubber is cheaper than metal, and cars would be virtually indestructable! I mean, you wouldn't want to drive down a mountain, because a tree could smash through your windshield and impale you, but other than that, you'd be pretty safe! 18-wheeler rubber car smashes into your rubber minivan.. who cares? You get jostled around a bit, you get out and shake hands, and then you keep driving!

You wouldn't have to worry about getting keyed or anything either, so you could be as much of a jerk to everyone as you wanted! Woohoo!

Your windows would have to be glass, and your engine would have to be metal, but.. I think rubber cars are the way of the future, my friends.

Because I can,
Phayun-C

[Kenoku]

I can answer that. Man-kind is stupid. They would be playing bumber cars insteast of going to work.

[Phayun-C]

Hey, what's wrong with bumper cars?!

I still hold to my beliefs. Rubber cars would easily rawk the house!

As Tsuran has pointed out to me several times, it also leaves you open to make all sorts of stupid puns like, "I'm about to burn some rubber!"... But, as Kingdom Of Loathing is so ready to point out, you should only make puns like those if you want a swift kick to the crotch.

[Kenoku]

Oh nothing is wrong with bumber cars! that would be awesome..im just say..some of us got dropped a few times too many.

[31337GamerGirl]

and imagine how fast they could go!!! With less weight comes speed, right?

yours,
Da gamer girl

[Kenoku]

Not to mention if we add rocket boosters. Woo! What fun would that be!

[Phayun-C]

Actually, rubber cars would probably weigh about as much as normal cars. They'd have to make em pretty heavy-duty to be able to mass-market em.

But if you ask me, it's not how fast you drive, but how recklessly that determines how much fun you can gain from rubber cars!

[Kenoku]

Well it depends. Is driving in the wrong lane recklessly?

[[QVC]-Branmuffin]

no.... driving with your eyes closed in the wrong lane is tho!! or very fast thru a school zone!

[Kenoku]

OOOH! No how about driving your rubber car in a bus full of kids thats going down the wrong live 100MPH. Thats pretty reckless.

[[QVC]-Branmuffin]

hmm... off the side of a mountain is pretty reckless too!

[Phayun-C]

Yes, but it's especially reckless if you have pyrotechnics rigged to go off right as you shoot off the side of the mountain!

Yeyas!

[Kenoku]

NO! wait! Better and reckless Idea! Your in a rubber car..in a space ship in space being thrown down to earth landing on a mountain to go even more down...and while your going down fireworks are going off and once you have contact with the mountain a rocket will fire you off into a school bus to even go fast and connect with a train that has rockets on the side to make a super speed machine going around the world 9999999 Mph going through mountains and slowly destroying the earth until it hits the core and it goes BOOM! Reckless enuff?

[thetalkinggrunt]

But, wouldn't pyrotechnics possibly melt the rubber? thats the downside there,plus the smell of burnt rubber isn't the most attractive smell in the world

[Phayun-C]

No, of course not! It'd be hardcore rubber!

Nice idea, Kenoku. I think I'll try that the next time I'm out for a jog. Except.. if I was jogging I wouldn't be driving a rubber car... Okay, nevermind.