Post by Phayun-C on Nov 20, 2005 22:56:12 GMT -5
As most of you know, Daemon got bored today and decided to stick his leg in a tiller. To keep him from feeling too sorry for himself, my good pal xbox and I decided to make every single broken leg joke we could think of. Enjoy. *Editted for mild language and irrelevant spots*
xboxmaster56: hey
HamsterOfDoom777: howdy
HamsterOfDoom777: My friend got his leg stuck in a tiller today. Fun stuff.
xboxmaster56: yeah, I had that happen to me a few weeks back
xboxmaster56: unfortunatly (for the tiller) I work out a lot
HamsterOfDoom777: absolutely
xboxmaster56: so instead of shredding my leg up, the tiller broke apart
HamsterOfDoom777: I told him when he comes back to school, we're gonna have a "who can get kicked in the leg the most" contest.
HamsterOfDoom777: I have the edge.
xboxmaster56: haha
xboxmaster56: bet hes upset that he has to lose
HamsterOfDoom777: yeah, he told me he'd brutally murder me, but I think he's just playing.
xboxmaster56: well, I just owned the spammer
xboxmaster56:
HamsterOfDoom777: it's him, by the way...
HamsterOfDoom777: you just pwned no-legs boy!
xboxmaster56: dude, nice
HamsterOfDoom777: ROFL!
HamsterOfDoom777: HAHAHA!!!
HamsterOfDoom777: oh man.. great timing
HamsterOfDoom777: that's seriously the funniest thing I've seen all week
xboxmaster56:
xboxmaster56: thank god I DONT know him personally
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
HamsterOfDoom777: oh man.. That's brilliant
xboxmaster56:
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
HamsterOfDoom777: you're a horrible person =P
xboxmaster56:
xboxmaster56: I think i'm going straight to hell, lun
xboxmaster56: you were right
HamsterOfDoom777: prolly
xboxmaster56: ah we'll
xboxmaster56: at least I'll share the company of other entertaining people
xboxmaster56: like meghself
HamsterOfDoom777: don't you share your own company wherever you go, generally speaking?
xboxmaster56: I personally do
xboxmaster56: but I'm a weird kid
xboxmaster56: so it migth not apply to everyone else
HamsterOfDoom777: I think it's the general idea for most of humanity
xboxmaster56: oh
xboxmaster56: we'll, scratch my last few sentances
xboxmaster56: I'm so naive
xboxmaster56: haha
xboxmaster56: he was talking about his "defense system"
HamsterOfDoom777: bargh
xboxmaster56: and I told him that it obviosly doesn't work on tillers
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
xboxmaster56: Hes definatly not happy
xboxmaster56: apparently, his defense system works on "people like me"
HamsterOfDoom777: lol, be nice to the poor lil fella
xboxmaster56: I'm trying
xboxmaster56: but he keeps telling me about how he spends his time beating up people who *peeve* him off
HamsterOfDoom777: he is but a sophomore.
xboxmaster56: tsk
HamsterOfDoom777: yeah, kicking their faces in?
HamsterOfDoom777: Those little ankle-biters!
xboxmaster56: </crippled leg jokes>
HamsterOfDoom777: oh, dang
xboxmaster56: oh, I see
xboxmaster56: his system of defense works on jocks
xboxmaster56: and he thought I was one
xboxmaster56: haharotflmao@him
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
HamsterOfDoom777: well, it's true.. no self-respecting geek would go parading around with a name like "xboxmaster"
xboxmaster56:
xboxmaster56: are we sure he didn't get his head stuck in the tiller?
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
HamsterOfDoom777: not entirely
HamsterOfDoom777: this convo = teh saved!
xboxmaster56: wait, theres more
HamsterOfDoom777: vza
HamsterOfDoom777: Bring on the witty comments!
xboxmaster56: woa, sorry
xboxmaster56: [21:15] bustersword221: g2g to bed now man :-D
[21:15] xboxmaster56: aight, cya
[21:15] bustersword221: nice... umm... talking to you
[21:15] bustersword221: lol
[21:16] xboxmaster56: make sure to get a... leg... up on any competition...
[21:16] bustersword221: read my poetry and make meaningful responses or die!!!!
[21:16] bustersword221: screw you lol
[21:16] xboxmaster56: Maybe you can go play with... "leg"os
[21:16] bustersword221: wow...
[21:16] bustersword221: are you challenging me?!
[21:17] xboxmaster56: or maybe a nice... "foot"long at subway?
[21:17] bustersword221: where do you live?
[21:17] xboxmaster56: Wisconsin
[21:17] bustersword221: the al queda would love to meet you
!
[21:17] bustersword221: SO WOULD MY MAFIA CONNECTIONS!
[21:17] xboxmaster56: Meh, I think I'm in leage with them
[21:17] xboxmaster56: I violated the patriot act a few weeks ago
[21:18] xboxmaster56: making me a cyber terrorist
[21:18] bustersword221: good night you horrible person who is the friend of alcaeus
[21:18] xboxmaster56: so they'd probably just welcome me
[21:18] bustersword221: lol
[21:18] xboxmaster56: as for the mafia
[21:18] xboxmaster56: I'd tell them to "leg"go of me
[21:18] xboxmaster56: teehee
[21:18] bustersword221: i am part italian!
[21:18] bustersword221: and i would condemn you to hades!
[21:18] xboxmaster56: I'm already comdemned for making fun of a guy with a crippled leg
[21:19] bustersword221: good day to you madam!
[21:19] xboxmaster56: get "foot"loose!
[21:19] xboxmaster56: and make sure to "toe" the line!
HamsterOfDoom777: Oh, man....
HamsterOfDoom777: silent shudders of glee wrack my body mercilessly
xboxmaster56: Yeah, those definatly were worth it
HamsterOfDoom777: kick-butt
xboxmaster56: "kick"
xboxmaster56: teeheee again
HamsterOfDoom777: howdy
HamsterOfDoom777: My friend got his leg stuck in a tiller today. Fun stuff.
xboxmaster56: yeah, I had that happen to me a few weeks back
xboxmaster56: unfortunatly (for the tiller) I work out a lot
HamsterOfDoom777: absolutely
xboxmaster56: so instead of shredding my leg up, the tiller broke apart
HamsterOfDoom777: I told him when he comes back to school, we're gonna have a "who can get kicked in the leg the most" contest.
HamsterOfDoom777: I have the edge.
xboxmaster56: haha
xboxmaster56: bet hes upset that he has to lose
HamsterOfDoom777: yeah, he told me he'd brutally murder me, but I think he's just playing.
xboxmaster56: well, I just owned the spammer
xboxmaster56:
[20:59] bustersword221: STOP BEING AWAY!
[20:59] xboxmaster56: nevar
[21:01] bustersword221: why?
[21:01] xboxmaster56: cuz u suk haha rotflmao@ulol
[20:59] xboxmaster56: nevar
[21:01] bustersword221: why?
[21:01] xboxmaster56: cuz u suk haha rotflmao@ulol
HamsterOfDoom777: it's him, by the way...
HamsterOfDoom777: you just pwned no-legs boy!
xboxmaster56: dude, nice
HamsterOfDoom777: ROFL!
HamsterOfDoom777: HAHAHA!!!
HamsterOfDoom777: oh man.. great timing
HamsterOfDoom777: that's seriously the funniest thing I've seen all week
xboxmaster56:
[21:02] bustersword221: right out the freaking loud/ laugh my *bum* off?
[21:02] xboxmaster56: yea
[21:02] bustersword221: ah
[21:02] bustersword221: lol
[21:02] bustersword221: heh
[21:02] bustersword221: do i personally know you?
[21:02] xboxmaster56: provided you can roll on the floor wtih a missing appendage
[21:02] xboxmaster56: yea
[21:02] bustersword221: ah
[21:02] bustersword221: lol
[21:02] bustersword221: heh
[21:02] bustersword221: do i personally know you?
[21:02] xboxmaster56: provided you can roll on the floor wtih a missing appendage
xboxmaster56: thank god I DONT know him personally
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
HamsterOfDoom777: oh man.. That's brilliant
xboxmaster56:
[21:04] bustersword221: and the "grab onto something!!" instinct kicked in lol
[21:04] bustersword221: lol
[21:04] xboxmaster56: "kicked"
[21:04] xboxmaster56: haha
[21:04] bustersword221: lol
[21:04] xboxmaster56: "kicked"
[21:04] xboxmaster56: haha
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
HamsterOfDoom777: you're a horrible person =P
xboxmaster56:
[21:05] xboxmaster56: See, I get that a lot, but its with women
[21:05] xboxmaster56: not tillers
[21:05] xboxmaster56: they jump on mne
[21:05] xboxmaster56: and try to bite off my limbs
[21:06] xboxmaster56: all the while screaming about how roughishly sexy I am
[21:05] xboxmaster56: not tillers
[21:05] xboxmaster56: they jump on mne
[21:05] xboxmaster56: and try to bite off my limbs
[21:06] xboxmaster56: all the while screaming about how roughishly sexy I am
xboxmaster56: I think i'm going straight to hell, lun
xboxmaster56: you were right
HamsterOfDoom777: prolly
xboxmaster56: ah we'll
xboxmaster56: at least I'll share the company of other entertaining people
xboxmaster56: like meghself
HamsterOfDoom777: don't you share your own company wherever you go, generally speaking?
xboxmaster56: I personally do
xboxmaster56: but I'm a weird kid
xboxmaster56: so it migth not apply to everyone else
HamsterOfDoom777: I think it's the general idea for most of humanity
xboxmaster56: oh
xboxmaster56: we'll, scratch my last few sentances
xboxmaster56: I'm so naive
xboxmaster56: haha
xboxmaster56: he was talking about his "defense system"
HamsterOfDoom777: bargh
xboxmaster56: and I told him that it obviosly doesn't work on tillers
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
xboxmaster56: Hes definatly not happy
xboxmaster56: apparently, his defense system works on "people like me"
HamsterOfDoom777: lol, be nice to the poor lil fella
xboxmaster56: I'm trying
xboxmaster56: but he keeps telling me about how he spends his time beating up people who *peeve* him off
HamsterOfDoom777: he is but a sophomore.
xboxmaster56: tsk
HamsterOfDoom777: yeah, kicking their faces in?
HamsterOfDoom777: Those little ankle-biters!
xboxmaster56: </crippled leg jokes>
HamsterOfDoom777: oh, dang
xboxmaster56: oh, I see
xboxmaster56: his system of defense works on jocks
xboxmaster56: and he thought I was one
xboxmaster56: haharotflmao@him
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
HamsterOfDoom777: well, it's true.. no self-respecting geek would go parading around with a name like "xboxmaster"
xboxmaster56:
[21:12] xboxmaster56: we'll, I'm 6 foot, 157 pounds
[21:12] xboxmaster56: and the last thing I kicked the crap out of was a spider
[21:12] bustersword221: well! im 5'9'' 218 pounds!!!
[21:12] xboxmaster56: you win
[21:12] bustersword221: and i beat up my dad!
[21:12] bustersword221: but...
[21:12] bustersword221: he didn't crap lol
[21:12] xboxmaster56: and the last thing I kicked the crap out of was a spider
[21:12] bustersword221: well! im 5'9'' 218 pounds!!!
[21:12] xboxmaster56: you win
[21:12] bustersword221: and i beat up my dad!
[21:12] bustersword221: but...
[21:12] bustersword221: he didn't crap lol
xboxmaster56: are we sure he didn't get his head stuck in the tiller?
HamsterOfDoom777: lol
HamsterOfDoom777: not entirely
HamsterOfDoom777: this convo = teh saved!
xboxmaster56: wait, theres more
HamsterOfDoom777: vza
HamsterOfDoom777: Bring on the witty comments!
xboxmaster56: woa, sorry
xboxmaster56: [21:15] bustersword221: g2g to bed now man :-D
[21:15] xboxmaster56: aight, cya
[21:15] bustersword221: nice... umm... talking to you
[21:15] bustersword221: lol
[21:16] xboxmaster56: make sure to get a... leg... up on any competition...
[21:16] bustersword221: read my poetry and make meaningful responses or die!!!!
[21:16] bustersword221: screw you lol
[21:16] xboxmaster56: Maybe you can go play with... "leg"os
[21:16] bustersword221: wow...
[21:16] bustersword221: are you challenging me?!
[21:17] xboxmaster56: or maybe a nice... "foot"long at subway?
[21:17] bustersword221: where do you live?
[21:17] xboxmaster56: Wisconsin
[21:17] bustersword221: the al queda would love to meet you
!
[21:17] bustersword221: SO WOULD MY MAFIA CONNECTIONS!
[21:17] xboxmaster56: Meh, I think I'm in leage with them
[21:17] xboxmaster56: I violated the patriot act a few weeks ago
[21:18] xboxmaster56: making me a cyber terrorist
[21:18] bustersword221: good night you horrible person who is the friend of alcaeus
[21:18] xboxmaster56: so they'd probably just welcome me
[21:18] bustersword221: lol
[21:18] xboxmaster56: as for the mafia
[21:18] xboxmaster56: I'd tell them to "leg"go of me
[21:18] xboxmaster56: teehee
[21:18] bustersword221: i am part italian!
[21:18] bustersword221: and i would condemn you to hades!
[21:18] xboxmaster56: I'm already comdemned for making fun of a guy with a crippled leg
[21:19] bustersword221: good day to you madam!
[21:19] xboxmaster56: get "foot"loose!
[21:19] xboxmaster56: and make sure to "toe" the line!
HamsterOfDoom777: Oh, man....
HamsterOfDoom777: silent shudders of glee wrack my body mercilessly
xboxmaster56: Yeah, those definatly were worth it
HamsterOfDoom777: kick-butt
xboxmaster56: "kick"
xboxmaster56: teeheee again