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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Oct 24, 2007 10:09:46 GMT -5
lol for stolen content from cave story, for shame snerlin!
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Post by snerlin on Oct 25, 2007 23:50:21 GMT -5
Conglatulation! A cookie for yoos! ;D
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Post by snerlin on Oct 26, 2007 0:36:33 GMT -5
Session 7: Enter Heck & the Ferocious Oasis
The party awakens and finds themselves in a baren land with volcanoes in the distance, small patches of dead/burninated forests, and small creeks of lava here and there. There is a distinct smell of brimstone in the air with a hint of burning flesh. The sky is blood-red with clouds of volcanic smoke. The ground is uncomfortably warm against the skin.
Off in the distance, the party sees a village with smoke rising into the sky (not because it's on fire). The newts and boulder warriors, being fire immune/resistant, are eager to lead the party. They charge forward and are soon devoured by a giant purple T-rex with little children holding onto its sides. The dinosaur then runs away, leaving the main party alone.
The party heads towards the village. However, as they get closer, the image of the village slowly fades into the form of a small body of water. They continue toward the water and discover that it isn't a mirage at all! It's a real oasis!
The party rejoices! Cutey jumps into the water to swim and Vixen drinks from the water. However, the more observant members of the party also notice a ton of treasure at the body of the oasis accompanied by the skeletal remains of a cat girl wizard, a human nurse, a pirate cat, a short bard, and a dargon hatchling. This observation is slightly discomforting to the party.
The party becomes even more discomforted as the surface of the oasis begins to tremble violently... Cutey begins swimming to shore when suddenly...a watery hand comes out of water and slams into him! Cutey rolls with part of the blow, taking only half damage. The oasis then reveals itself to not be just any ordinary oasis... it is a FEROCIOUS OASIS!!!
Sshoobedabooy, who has backed about 100ft away from the water's edge, charms his lute with the laser lute spell. He begins firing a barrage of lasers at the oasis. Phil attacks it with his cutlass, but discovers that because the oasis is mostly water (except for the palm trees and bushes) and only deals half damage. The oasis retaliates with a watery fist, but misses. Calyo sets a tree on fire.
The ferocious oasis tries to draw Sshoobedabooy nearer by creating a mirage of 3,872 orcs on the horizon. However, Sshoobedabooy sees through the illusion and is not compelled to come closer. One of the oasis's palm trees hits Phil with a rouge coconut. The oasis then throws a punch at Arzel with a watery fist, but deals a lousy amount of damage.
Vixen boosts her Charmness and then smites the oasis. Arzel blasts the oasis with a couple freeze rays.
Phil uses his pirate powers and gathers the party to say "Argh!!!" at the Oasis. The Oasis is intimidated and wets itself (it turns yellow).
Sshoobedabooy continues firing lasers at the oasis from afar. Phil continues his attacks. The oasis clobbers Phil with a pair of sentient bushes. It then tries to blast water from its mouth at Arzel, but misses. A palm tree hits Cutey in mid-air for a nasty bit of damage. Vixen heals Cutey and fires a holy laser at the oasis. Arzel keeps firing freeze rays which are dealing plenty of damage to the oasis (there are now chunks of ice floating around in the water). The oasis retaliates with a punch against Arzel, but barely misses.
Sshoobedabooy continues firing lasers, Phil keeps attacking. The oasis then spits a hyper-fire-house-force geyser of water at Arzel, dealing what would be a fatal amount of damage. However, Arzel uses a magic feat to draw upon her magic casting energy to shield against some of the damage. She is left with little magic energy left.
The monster is soon defeated and evaporates into a steamy mist. The trees and bushes shrivel up into a blackened mass. The party rejoices and loots the treasure at the bottom!
Phil gets a +10 cutlass of swashbuckling and a bad-donkey bandana Vixen gets a +5 hammer of reflex-testing and a lot of the money Arzel gets a chainmail bikini and a robe of distracting lavaness (it has a distractinly groovy lavalamp pattern on it) Sshoobedabooy gets a +5 feathered hat of pimpness Cutey gets an acid electric radioactive potion and most of the money
the party also gets a few other unimportant items.
The party looks behind them and sees the image of the village again. Convinced that it isn't an illusion this time, they head towards it. They get to the village. It is a small village surrounded by a mote of lava with a stone bridge. A sign at the town's entrance reads "Munchkin Hollow". Most of the demon inhabitants of the villages don't seem to be in very high spirits.
Why do the demons of the village seem so upset? What is this strange volcanic land the party has appeared in? Will the majestic moose ever get the sundae it ordered? Find out next time... on Dargon 7-Orbs-with-Little-Stars-on-Them Z!!!
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Oct 27, 2007 15:05:08 GMT -5
mote: noun, a miniscule particle of something
that is a freaking small town XD
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Post by nordicsumo on Oct 27, 2007 15:49:04 GMT -5
wow. that was a good one. I'd like to attack an oasis some day... and "bad-donkey" made me laugh, as well as the end, it was so true!
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Post by snerlin on Oct 28, 2007 10:46:38 GMT -5
lol! Shoobadebooy is supposed to be Sp00ny. Why is sp00n censored? XD
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Post by Phayun-C on Oct 29, 2007 0:58:34 GMT -5
Take out the "s". Dirty, dirty man!
I'm totally gonna read this all tomorrow, but it's 2:00 am. I'm pretty psyched still, though! =D
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Oct 29, 2007 10:18:52 GMT -5
lol alcaeus ;D you need to get on more lol
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Post by nordicsumo on Nov 1, 2007 23:58:38 GMT -5
muffin's right. forget college, you made it through kinder garden right?
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Nov 2, 2007 10:05:38 GMT -5
it's basically the same as where he's going now lol
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Post by snerlin on Nov 2, 2007 13:33:45 GMT -5
Sorry, no Dun&Dar this week folks. Cows and Tsuran forgot and never showed up.
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Nov 5, 2007 11:00:02 GMT -5
because they're stoophed! ;D
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Post by snerlin on Nov 8, 2007 13:16:47 GMT -5
We're gonna play again tonight. Hopefully Cows and Tsuran will actually show up this time.
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Post by [QVC]-Branmuffin on Nov 9, 2007 10:56:36 GMT -5
and did they?!
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Post by snerlin on Nov 10, 2007 10:46:13 GMT -5
YES!!! I will post the details later.
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